Why does it take my wife so long to get ready? 

Published 10:41 am Monday, January 8, 2024

Dear Aunty Pam,

 

I’m writing to see if you have any suggestions to make my dad-blamed wife be on time for ANYTHING. I swear, she’d be late for her own funeral. It takes her forever to get ready.

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Yesterday, we were just going to Ingles to get some toilet paper and milk because we might get snow. I mean, we were just going to run over there quick. But no, she has to do her hair and all this makeup and I got so irked I said, ‘Why do you go to all this trouble to go get toilet paper?’ She said ‘Cause I like to look nice when I go out.’ Then I said, ‘You’re 65, what difference does it make? Nobody looks at a 65-year-old woman.”

Now I’m sleeping on the couch.

Why am I in trouble? She’s the one who’s always late?

 

Signed

Doug in the doghouse

 

Dear Doug,

 

Oh, man…dude…I’ll reply when I stop laughing…

 

Cheers, dears!!

Aunty Pam