Why does it take my wife so long to get ready?
Published 10:41 am Monday, January 8, 2024
Dear Aunty Pam,
I’m writing to see if you have any suggestions to make my dad-blamed wife be on time for ANYTHING. I swear, she’d be late for her own funeral. It takes her forever to get ready.
Yesterday, we were just going to Ingles to get some toilet paper and milk because we might get snow. I mean, we were just going to run over there quick. But no, she has to do her hair and all this makeup and I got so irked I said, ‘Why do you go to all this trouble to go get toilet paper?’ She said ‘Cause I like to look nice when I go out.’ Then I said, ‘You’re 65, what difference does it make? Nobody looks at a 65-year-old woman.”
Now I’m sleeping on the couch.
Why am I in trouble? She’s the one who’s always late?
Doug in the doghouse
Oh, man…dude…I’ll reply when I stop laughing…