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I can’t make these stories up

I’m often asked, “Does all the stuff you write about really happen, or do you just make it up?” People, I live in the south. ... Read more

A sixth sense for what’s around the corner

Picking through the last droppings in the third stall of the morning, which, really, is an awful lot like the practice of Zen garden raking, ... Read more

Big lips get you nowhere ask the starlets

Enough with the lips. I can’t take it anymore. Look, I understand a little nip and tuck here and there. Why not tighten that jawline ... Read more

A mouse with a sweet tooth

It’s a common thing to find a packet of Dollar Store peppermints in one of the grooming totes in my tack room. I keep them ... Read more